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Andrew wants me to record an acappella version of this songs with my lyrical tweaks.

Guido has challenged us to come up with a clever pub tune to fully show our discontent for his booze hikes. This was a joint effort between Andrew and I.Dear Mr DarlingDear Mr DarlingYou’re not welcome hereWe’re fed upCos you put up our beerVery Sorry dear darlingYou are banned from hereVery sorry dear DarlingFor you putting up our beer Not impressed by yer new budget law And your consistent effortsTo make our life a sober bore Why don’t you shave your eyebrowsSo you can see clearThat you’ve made a mistakePutting up our beerYou’re banned,You’re not welcomeStay outta my pubCause you’ve spoiltSomething that we love We’ll take a drinkHoping for your demiseWe’re fed upWith being victimisedVery Sorry dear darlingYou are banned from hereVery sorry dear DarlingFor you putting up our beerVery Sorry dear darlingYou are banned from hereVery sorry dear DarlingFor you putting up our beer